This Hair Quality is a Crime!

One midnight, two hellhounds (legendary beasts guarding the gates of the underworld) caused a ruckus in the mortal realm and barged into Bellaqi's house. Emitting sulfur and flames, they bared their fangs and claws, ready to destroy the living room. Just as the whole family was in crisis, Bellaqi calmly stepped forward. Her "9-year hairstylist" instincts kicked in as she disdainfully looked at the two beasts' severely split, scorched, and unkempt fur, ruined by the high temperatures of hell. She yelled, "This hair quality is a straight-up crime! Sit down, all of you!" Instantly awestruck by the master hairstylist's presence, the two hellhounds obediently sat down side-by-side, tails tucked. Bellaqi took out her salon-grade hair oil and heat protectant spray. Amidst the hellfire, she masterfully performed a deep scalp treatment and cuticle repair on the hellhounds. Thirty minutes later, the two beasts sported perfect fur that shone like a high-end aurora, fluffy, smooth, and silky. Overcome with emotion, they tearfully hugged Bellaqi's legs and even volunteered to stay at her house as guard dogs and part-time mounts for her second child.