👑🤣【Chronicles of the European Kingdom | The National Teacher is Useless, but the Best at Enjoying Life】🤣👑

Back in the day, when I, your National Teacher, was apprenticed, I only knew how to look at stars in astronomy and find good food in geography! My knowledge of Qimen Dunjia was just scratching the surface!🤣 By some fluke and incredible luck, I stumbled my way into the palace and became the National Teacher, a super cushy gig!💰 I've been incredibly busy every day!🤣 Mornings are for sleeping in until I naturally wake up. Afternoons are spent accompanying the heavenly beautiful Imperial Consort on strolls through mountains and gardens, admiring flowers, and snacking!🌸❤️ In the evening, I have tea and snack on melon seeds, then I divine with my fingers: 'The nation's fortune is prosperous today, perfect for another nap!'🤣 At night, I openly lie down to admire the moon and stars, saying: 'This National Teacher is observing the celestial phenomena, do not disturb!'🌙 The Emperor asked: 'Have you divined any heavenly secrets?' National Teacher: 'There are many stars tonight, I fell asleep halfway through counting them!'🤣 Yet, my salary is still paid, my treasures are still collected, and beauties are sent to me one after another!😍 The Emperor has 3,000 concubines in his harem, but I have 180 beloved consorts too!❤️ The Emperor slammed the table: 'What use are you to me?' National Teacher: 'I can eat, drink, sleep, and go shopping with the Imperial Consort. Such talent is rare!'🤣 The Emperor roared: 'I will dismiss you from your post!' National Teacher: 'Fantastic! Can I then collect my retirement pension and live in the palace with my 180 consorts in my old age?'🤣 The Emperor was so angry he almost fainted! The National Teacher quickly steadied the imperial throne: 'Your Majesty, please take care! If you get too angry, who will pay my salary!' Thanks to His Majesty's immense grace, for bestowing upon me gold, silver, treasures, and beauties! Now, with beauties on my left and right, embraced in warmth and tenderness!😍❤️ This National Teacher will surely gaze at the stars and moon every night, never betraying His Majesty's benevolence❤