Flipped Switch

Went to the dermatologist today. After listening to my description and taking a look, the doctor seemed to know what was going on. While writing the prescription, he advised me to: Maintain a regular schedule~ Avoid heavy flavors in my diet~ Blah blah blah~ Then he casually asked, 'Do you drink tea or coffee?' I honestly replied that I drink coffee. Suddenly, the doctor's switch flipped. He passionately declared, 'Drinking coffee is no different from drinking poison!! All that talk about it being good for your heart and body is nonsense!! Coffee is only legal because of powerful interests! Why isn't betel nut legal? Because the profit isn't high enough... blah blah blah.' What's amazing is that while lecturing me not to drink coffee, his pen didn't stop moving 😅😅 I just nodded along, thinking it would never end. The consultation itself took only a minute, but the 'poison coffee' lecture lasted about 10 minutes. As I walked out of the examination room, I saw a waiting room full of patients. I felt a bit apologetic 😂😂😂 (This doctor would rather make a whole room of people wait than stop his 'poison coffee' sermon 🤣🤣🤣 I wonder how deeply poisoned by coffee he must be?)