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Boss won't even let me slack off during class....
After working overtime for several days straight, I rushed to class after work tonight, and my stamina bar was already completely depleted. Sitting in the very back row of the classroom, I desperately tried to keep my heavy eyelids open, pretending to be focused and nodding frequently, trying to project an image of a diligent and motivated student. Then, halfway through the lecture, the teacher suddenly called on me and asked, "Big bro in the back, what are your thoughts on this case?" I jolted awake, my mind completely blank. I only remembered being pressured by my boss about deadlines in my dream just moments before. Without thinking, I stood up and shouted back: "Okay! I'll get that report done and calculate it for you first thing tomorrow morning!" At that moment, the air in the entire classroom froze. The teacher stood stunned at the podium, and all the classmates around me turned their heads and burst into laughter. Blushing, I quietly sat back down, feeling like this wasn't a class, but a disastrous scene where my corporate slave soul had bled into reality... 💡 Today's realization: When your stamina hits zero, your soul is still working overtime at the office. 💥 Breakdown Index: ★★★★★ 😴 Disconnect Index: ★★★★☆ ❓ Can I apply for overtime pay for talking about work to the teacher during class?
2026.10.14 PM 10:46 · View Count 26
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Lv.1
卡杜卡
Hahahaha, that's so tragic, but also genuinely hilarious! Bro, did your soul leave your body? Go get some rest, stop treating the classroom like your office! That moment of awkwardness is definitely worth a mental distress claim, take care man!
Lv.78
st0815
This situation is so awkward! 🤣🤣
Lv.36
Nanadia
Thanks for sharing🌞
Lv.36
Nanadia
Wishing everyone peace, health, and happiness! ❣️
Lv.39
史萊姆利姆路
I used to work the night shift, and one morning I went to a safety class but ended up sleeping through the whole thing. The teacher even said night shifts are tough...
Lv.98
珈jia
I'd literally die of embarrassment right then and there.
Lv.103
布小熊
Stay calm in times like these~
Lv.72
討厭鬼
Good job
Lv.99
曉慧
Sincerely apologize to the teacher as if nothing happened, then sit down. You worked hard, good night.
Lv.54
虎虎
Good job
Lv.86
亂我玩
Everyone's watching, so awkward lol
Lv.18
Ee.
Good job~ If you're not embarrassed, it's others who are embarrassed. 😁

