The Art of Speaking

Chinese is profound and extensive. The art of speaking in classical Chinese. You should learn more, hahahahaha "What the hell is it to you?" becomes "How does this matter concern you, sir?" "Can you stop being so loud?" becomes "If you spoke less, the whole room would be at peace." "You're talking nonsense, not a word makes sense." becomes "Though you speak much, I've heard no reason." "Don't you understand human language?" becomes "All my words are human words, why do you alone not understand?" "If you don't understand, shut up and stop pretending." becomes "Since you haven't grasped the principle, why force yourself to speak?" "Look at yourself, how dare you criticize others?" becomes "If one's own conduct is not upright, how can one criticize others?" "How can you be so shameless?" becomes "Do you alone not know that shame exists in the world?" "You're such a busybody." become "Do you wish to manage all the affairs under heaven?" "Stop flattering yourself." become "Your self-assessment far exceeds your talent." "Get lost, don't let me see you again." become "I wish you would go far away, and we never meet again."