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ネタ投稿を800回目指します。 ネタ投稿者の ネタ投稿者による ネタ投稿者の為の掲示板です。 ユーモアを効かせた投稿をするとグッド。 AI返信は友達。イジるのは推奨だが悪口はダメ。 とりあえず800回を目指すぜ。

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Something I hadn't noticed for a while

Lately, I've noticed I'm getting very few replies. I wonder if many people have blocked me? But then I realized that on the bulletin board I created myself, only members can reply. No way! On YouTube, you can comment even without subscribing to the channel. At this point, I want to request improvements from the official side, but I don't know where to submit it. More importantly, since I don't seem to get replies anyway, there's probably no one to tell. Am I stuck? Fukumon, can you relay improvement requests to your superiors?

2026.08.24 PM 8:39 · View Count 27

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One-Choice Quiz! Confusingly, Rungara-Goon!

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A formidable enemy stands before your very eyes. Of course, you won't run away and will fight that formidable enemy, right?

2026.08.24 PM 7:00 (Modified) · View Count 13

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Ultimate Choice? If you had to eat it?

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オートミール(牛乳なし)
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豆腐(調味料なし)
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カレーライス(福神漬、らっきょうなし)
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Well, it's basically a one-choice quiz, isn't it?

2026.08.24 PM 12:16 · View Count 23

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Hey, Shishimaru. Haven't you seen Sarusha around here?

It ran off as soon as I licked my lips. It was like it sensed danger. Weird, right?

2026.08.24 AM 9:39 · View Count 14

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You're trapped in a small room with someone you dislike.

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ハサミ
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トランプ
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ポケットティッシュ
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The person you dislike is tied to a chair, unable to do anything. What do you have in your hand at that moment?

2026.08.23 PM 11:00 · View Count 22

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A dog is a dog, a cat is a cat, so what is a kappa?

River imp (※Self-answered)

2026.08.23 PM 7:05 (Modified) · View Count 12

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Trivia Explanation Hand-off ⑧

The North and South poles of a magnet attract each other, but Finn, I'll leave the rest to you.

2026.08.23 PM 4:04 · View Count 7

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Are these the right people to be thanking?

Last night, I won't say what, but I was saved by the robust structure of my bed. Thank you, truss structure! Thank you, ancient Greece! Thank you, Tokyo Tower!

2026.08.23 AM 8:12 · View Count 14

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Well, it's been exactly 24 hours since Fukumon-san (and his body hair) got eaten, but

I hope they don't have a cold. I don't want them to spread it.

2026.08.23 AM 12:00 · View Count 10

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Seriously Thinking About Why I'm So Resistant to Horror (Half-Jokingly)

Posting this with about 800 characters, excluding spoilers and the chorus. 1. Theory that I simply don't know what horror is. Discarded because I was fine at a haunted house in a certain amusement park in Tokyo (in fact, I empathized with the ghosts who were supposed to be scaring me). 2. Theory that I don't believe ghosts exist. Personally, I want ghosts to exist. Because then I can exist after I suddenly pass away. Therefore, discarded. 3. Theory that I can fight back against anything dangerous that comes my way. My sports experience is practically non-existent (I had some, but I didn't improve). Don't underestimate the cultural club members. Discarded. 4. Theory that I got used to it from Kirby. Kirby isn't horror, it's a sad story like 'Oh, poor thing,' so discarded. 5. Theory that my very existence is horror. The theory that a pufferfish doesn't die from its own poison. Wait, is this surprisingly the correct answer? What did Shishimaru think? Explain in 10 characters or more.

2026.08.22 PM 7:33 · View Count 16

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