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Quest number 33, everyone's in a hurry

Can it be called an SNS without any issues?

Please be advised if you find this offensive. This is a story about an alien named K (pseudonym) who was a homestay student at my house. She can't eat soybeans. This isn't because it doesn't agree with her body or due to any rules from her home country, but purely a matter of personal preference (so she can technically eat it). Because of this, we couldn't eat soy products like miso soup and natto for about three months. (Soy sauce was an exception; K really liked it.) Well, that's fine. Everyone has one or two foods they dislike, and I have plenty too, so if I complain about this, I wouldn't be in a position to talk. It's a shame we couldn't have miso soup, but I can forgive that without backing down (?). The problem starts here. Our family usually shopped at a nearby convenience store, but for some reason, maybe due to global warming or something, it changed into a store for vegetarians. (Continued in comments)

Didn't hear about it, the sudden spec change

If you have a different answer, it's up to you whether to reply or not.

Speaking of how to lie skillfully, Alright everyone, I'll leave the rest to you.

Shishimaru is so cute, really cute

That's weird, the gem fluctuations are too much

This is a story from when I was in third grade. On my way home from school, I encountered a police officer who asked me a strange question. "Did you see anyone suspicious wearing red clothes around here?" he asked. I replied, "No, I didn't see anyone." But the officer told me, "Recently, someone in a red tracksuit with no neck has been causing trouble around here, so please be careful." I thought to myself that in such a situation, they should normally ask me about the 'no neck' part, but I kept quiet. My friends suspected I was lying, but I decided to keep it in the back of my mind just in case. Apparently, according to the officer, 'no neck' didn't mean the person had no head, but rather that their head was directly attached to their torso. Then, three days later, I couldn't sleep, so I decided to do some jump rope. Normally, one would study at a time like this, right? I was jumping rope outside, of course, when around 2 AM, I heard a sound like something approaching at tremendous speed. I immediately turned around and saw something like a red object moving at an incredible speed about 10 meters above the ground (a bit higher than a utility pole), moving erratically and twisting.

For some reason, I'm not getting any replies. Are they perhaps playing by the sea? Others seem to be getting replies though. Should I try calling out to them? Fukumon, play some nice music.