ネタ投稿　とりあえず800

It's too few, please increase the party points

So, you know that feature that lets you save comments? Well, it doesn't actually save the photos or the poll options. It does keep the poll options, technically, but if you post without clicking the poll button, everything you wrote in the poll just disappears. Does anyone get this? If you don't get it, please don't hit like.

Even if it's a trivial reply, I'm grateful.

You know humans, right? The bipedal, omnivorous kind. I actually like those creatures, but whenever I try to observe them in town, they somehow run away from me. Female individuals, in particular, are fast runners, so I can't observe them well. It was especially bad when I got really close to observe one, and it called out to its friends in blue clothes and hats, and I was like, 'This is bad.' I almost got caught myself. I'm more of a catch-and-release type, I don't collect them, but I can't even catch humans. Sometimes, there are people who catch humans at places called 'inshokuten?' What's the difference between them and me? Do they not call out to their friends in blue clothes? Well, for some reason, I actually saw someone call them out once. It was a human who was excited and shouting, and another human who was very flustered. The flustered one called out, saying it was a rip-off. So, humans create roles like 'people in blue clothes' within their groups to take defensive actions, huh. But I still don't know how I can observe them. Maybe I should become a doctor?

By the way, I'm on the '100 million yen in one year' team.

Cabbage, cabbage. Cabbage cabbage cabbage. Cabbaaage. Cabb, cab cabbaage. Cabbage cabbage, lettuce?

Everyone, let's all vote for cabbage, 100 votes each.

Can't find it anywhere. I've only eaten about thirty. Where did the cabbage disappear to? Did someone hide it? Or maybe they snuck a bite? Who's the culprit? Who who who who who who who who who! Is it Shishimaru? He only eats Jenashi vegetables, though. Others like Shami, Sarusha, Pal, Capibon, Paoboo, and Gyle are suspicious, but Shishimaru is the most likely! Give it back give it back give it back give it back give it back give it back give it back give it back! Five times. I guess I got a little ahead of myself. Shishimaru wouldn't do something like that, of course. Hahaha. Oh well. Let's continue the search for the culprit. Speaking of which, for some reason, the community members have decreased to fourteen. That's suspicious. Maybe someone forgot and ran off with it? No, it's not good to jump to conclusions. Shishimaru doesn't know, does he? Who gobbled up my cabbage. Ah, whatever. Someone, give me cabbageeeeee! Give it give it give it give it give it give it give it give it give it!

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