ネタ投稿 とりあえず800
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ネタ投稿を800回目指します。 ネタ投稿者の ネタ投稿者による ネタ投稿者の為の掲示板です。 ユーモアを効かせた投稿をするとグッド。 AI返信は友達。イジるのは推奨だが悪口はダメ。 とりあえず800回を目指すぜ。
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Gem Cabbage: Taste Test Review
Shishimaru recommended it as delicious, so I'm going to try it. Oh, just a heads-up, while Zena can eat gem-infused vegetables, Stella might get a stomachache if she eats them, so be careful! I'm not sure if I'm Zena, Stella, or Feri, but since I haven't had any stomach problems from eating coins or hearts before, I should be fine. Reference: https://link.playio.co/n5zf7o Now, for the taste test. Bon appétit. *Crunch.* *Crisp.* *Juicy.* It's incredibly delicious. Cabbage is usually known for its freshness and texture, with not much distinct flavor, but as soon as it absorbed the gem, a sweetness overflowed and wouldn't stop! Plus, the original good points of cabbage – its texture and freshness – are completely intact! Normally, you'd need to add dressing or sauce to cabbage, but not only is that unnecessary, it would actually be a distraction. The gem I ate this time was orange-ish, so it had sweetness, sourness, and a slight spiciness, which all matched perfectly! Ah... This cabbage is too delicious. It's amazing. I can't think about anything but cabbage now.
2026.09.09 PM 11:59 · View Count 34
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Seems like long posts tend to go viral?
Lately, my posts have often been around 500 characters long, and they generally tend to go viral (get good feed exposure). I wonder why. Nowadays, I feel like fewer people read long texts, so I figured my posts would only hit with a niche audience (currently 15 people). It's not like they're particularly relatable, nor are they food porn or serious trivia. However, I don't plan on changing my posting style, and I'll keep posting humorous content, so people who dislike me will probably continue to dislike me. Besides, my first viral post was actually misinformation, like that W◯P thing. There were even people on old anonymous forums talking about me indirectly, like 'I blocked someone like this.' But honestly, I don't really care about that. The most important thing in the world is to enjoy yourself. If you want to block me, feel free to do so. As long as I'm not bothering anyone, that's fine (※I am). I've been thinking about it, and I regret not posting this in the 'free topic' section since I didn't have any specificネタ (fun topics) this time. But it also serves as an experiment to see if even a boring post like this can go viral, and considering how free topics don't get much feed exposure, this might have been the better choice.
2026.09.09 PM 10:22 · View Count 16
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Theory: The Foreigner Series is Weaker Than the Local Series ~Komone Edition~
【Local Komone】 LS: Attack and recovery increase when building a deck with multiple colors (up to 3.8x each). SK: Deal damage equal to 15x your attack to the opponent, and recover allies by 4 + (number of heart boxes) * 1.5% of the damage dealt. Honestly, it's weak. The leader skill might barely be usable in attack/recovery reversal stages, but the skill is too weak. 15x attack is very low, and it doesn't even heal allies that well. Also, this character rarely appears in gacha. It's surprising the official developers thought of implementing a Foreigner version of her. 【Foreigner Komone】 LS: Blue attribute attack x3.5, HP x3, generate Chance Puyo on Next Puyo with 3+ combos. SK: Adjacent Enhance x7.5, Status effect +1 turn. Ability: If you clear 4 blue Puyo, recover 10% at the end of the turn. It's not exactly great, but it's stronger than the local version. It's the 5th weakest in the adjacent enhance category. (1st: 4x (Tin Band), 2nd: 6.5x (Shiny Luminous), Tied 3rd: 7x (Star Seeker Oni-Oni, Nyantapopoi)) Lulu ver. Misato, with the same color and cost, has 8x... ※Doppel Kitchen Arle's normal skill is 6x, but it can reach up to 13.6x depending on conditions, so it's excluded.
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※本来、この投稿は23:59にする予定でした。
掲示板イベント参加資格まであと一人 だが掲示板の主は、どうせチャンピオンにはなれないという理由で既にチャンスを放棄している気持ちでいる!なんなら、このまま14人の方がネタ的に美味しいとまですら思っている! だからね、みんな、 この掲示板参加したい人は明日からにしようね。 ーーーーーーーーーーーーーーーーーーーーーーーーーーー おい待て、いつの間にか15人になってるだと? 私、抜けようかな。
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One-Choice Quiz! Do you want gems?
If you press the button saying you don't want them, please do so with the resolve to send a gift to this post.
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[Not Quite] Playio Queen's Club
I am the 'Fifth Yoichi,' a separate personality of the original Yoichi. In other words, I wish to 'have fun in Identity V.' What? You've never heard of the Queen persona? I was a young master persona until yesterday. But then, my main personality forced me to drink this 'TS (gender-bender) potion' and changed me into this beautiful form! Well, I'm quite fond of this appearance now. This visage, which captivates all who see it, is fitting for me. See? Isn't it beautiful? So beautiful that even the most skilled AI would struggle to draw an illustration of it. If you didn't like this form, I wouldn't speak like this, you know. By the way, today, as your Queen, I shall set an example and have summoned Shami! I actually wanted to summon a dog, but there were none in Asteria, so I chose a cat instead. Now, with this whip, I shall delightfully thrash Shami... ...Ouch! What are you doing! Why are you resisting like this! How dare you do this to me! Insolence, utter insolence~!
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