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Last night, I went to the night market and saw a stall selling chicken feet. On a whim, I went over to buy some chicken feet to munch on... Then, I don't know what was going through my head, but I blurted out, "Boss~ I want 10 left feet." The boss replied: "...........Do they have to be the left feet.........." I was so embarrassed at that moment and just wanted to run away quickly.

One day, Lu Su was attending a banquet when a friend came over to greet him. Friend: How have you been lately, Lu Su? Lu Su: I've been doing pretty well recently. Friend: And how about Mrs. Lu? Lu Su: She's on the Great Voyage.

Xiao Ming went to the dentist and met a very beautiful female doctor, so he said to her: Xiao Ming: If I get a tooth pulled, will it affect my driving a Ferrari? The doctor said: No, it won't, but you'll have a lisp when you brag.

. . . . . 因為他無法連結(無髮連杰)

. . . . . Eight Great Masters of Tang and Song Literature (Ba Da Jia)

One day, Xiao Ming was walking down the road when a strong wind suddenly started blowing. Xiao Ming saw someone's wig fly off, revealing their bald head underneath. Xiao Ming said... "Whoa! A dandelion!"

One day, Xiaoming went to buy underwear, but after wearing it for two days, it got a hole. So Xiaoming went to question the store. Xiaoming: Isn't your underwear supposed to be good quality? Store Owner: Did your 'thing' get too big and rip the underwear?

Mike is a middle school boy who usually slacks off at school and doesn't do his homework when he gets home, opting to copy from classmates the next morning. Mike's homeroom teacher required students to write a daily journal entry as part of their homework. One day, Mike asked Amy to copy her homework, and he didn't just copy his English and math assignments, but also her journal entry. The topic for that day's journal was 'Introduce Myself'. Shortly after, before the homeroom teacher's class began, the teacher walked into the classroom with a mix of anger and amusement, saying to the whole class, "Students, we have an extremely special student in our class, and I'm going to read his journal entry aloud to everyone!" The teacher then began reading Mike's journal entry. "My name is Mike, and I think I'm the most beautiful girl in the class! Believe it or not, I live like a princess at home! I usually love collecting all sorts of dolls, especially Barbie dolls! ..." The entire class burst into laughter! Mike later realized that the journal entry wasn't about him at all and started to feel very embarrassed... "I should just do my own homework seriously from now on."

One day... the teacher walked into the classroom and asked, "Everyone who thinks they're the ugliest in the class, please stand up..." A moment later, the smartest student in the class stood up. The teacher asked, "You think you're the ugliest in the class, really?" The student replied, "No! Teacher, I just couldn't bear to see you standing there all alone..."

. . . . . Māori . Because, Kogoro Mouri (Taiwanese Hokkien, 洨有人)