This isn't a bus, it's a roller coaster?!

After being baptized by 'flying leaps' and 'considering 5 PM clock-out a win' yesterday, I was completely exhausted and went straight to dreamland around 8 PM. This morning, I woke up refreshed at 5 AM, full of confidence and ready to face a brand new day! As soon as I opened the bus GPS – I felt a sense of dread! Yesterday's delay tragedy was repeating itself! Learning from my mistakes, this old salaryman didn't hesitate. I immediately hopped on a Ubike and sped off, decisively switching to a bus on a different route. This time, I finally struck gold! After a short wait, I spotted an empty bus and couldn't help but secretly rejoice: "Heh heh, today I am a master of commuting, both wise and brave!" However, the moment I excitedly boarded the bus, before I even tapped my EasyCard... "Ahhhhhh~~~ I'm flying again!" The driver's god-tier start and aggressive acceleration sent me performing a literal airborne drift in the empty bus once more. Is it me and this city's buses that are incompatible, or were all these drivers race car drivers before?! * Today's reflection: Yesterday's life flashing before my eyes hasn't even finished, and today they're showing a sequel. * Salaryman survival rule: Turns out, practicing leg strength on a Ubike is just to prepare you to fly higher and further on the bus. Why do buses in Taiwan start so aggressively? Please, I need a safety rope for uncles to prevent flying out! 🚌💨💥