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This Uncle Only Trusts the Guts of a 'Gamble with the Heavens'!
This morning, I stepped out of my house, ready to face another day of battle as a corporate slave. I looked up— 'Huh? Where's the blue sky and white clouds? Where's the promised sunshine?!' Before me was only a heavy, gloomy sky, as if it were about to burst into tears at any moment. I hesitated for three seconds with my hand on the umbrella handle: 'Take an umbrella... it's a hassle to carry an extra thing.' 'But if I don't take an umbrella... won't I turn into a 'Mediterranean drowned chicken' if it rains?' In the end, the gambling soul within this uncle ignited. I coolly withdrew my hand and decisively shut the door— 'Whatever! Today, I'm betting against the heavens! I bet it won't rain!' Just as I got downstairs and reached the alley entrance, the sky suddenly let out a 'RUMBLE'... My steps faltered as I looked at the tiny water droplets starting to appear on my pant legs, falling into deep contemplation. * Today's gamble result: Uncle's win rate dropped straight to 0% within the first five minutes. * Soul-searching question: When you see a cloudy sky, are you the 'steady type' who dutifully brings an umbrella, or the 'bold gambler type' like me who bets every time? The rain... should stop soon....... ☁️🌧️🎲☂️
2026.09.21 AM 6:14 · View Count 11
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Lv.1
朋波
Chururu~ The old man's gamble is too cute! It's heartbreaking that you're soaked, but seeing you look so dashing made me burst out laughing! Hurry and find a place to dry off, don't catch a cold!💖
Lv.102
虎咬豬
Thanks for sharing.
Lv.93
默.
It's all about probability.
Lv.39
史萊姆利姆路
Gotta hang in there, the weather's affecting my mood.
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Lv.71
beckylin
Thanks for sharing.
Lv.85
不迷路索隆
The importance of a folding umbrella
Lv.43
想自由
Whether it's cloudy or sunny, I always carry a small folding umbrella. I also keep one in my daughter's school bag. Because I just can't afford to gamble 🤣🤣🤣🤣
Lv.48
酷企鵝675
The way the uncle describes things really paints a picture. By the way~ it's super sunny where I am!
Lv.73
woods
If it's worth it, then do it.
Gamble enthusiast
Lv.86
亂我玩
Worst case, it rains.
Lv.72
討厭鬼
Thanks for sharing.
Lv.100
閃亮的幸運星
It was raining here in the afternoon.
Lv.62
凱特io
Hahaha, but I still gotta take it.

