If you're not hitting the gym today, you'll be sprinting 100 meters for me!

Mid-Autumn Festival is approaching. This afternoon, I ran around various hospital campuses delivering gifts on behalf of my boss. Arrived at the office at 4:40 PM, and the boss, in a rare display of benevolence, said: "Good job, you're off early! Take a box of mooncakes home too!" My whole body ached from running around all afternoon, and my willpower to eliminate the "layers of fat" I swore to get rid of instantly evaporated. I thought to myself: "I'll just ride a Ubike today, and continue walking to shed the pounds tomorrow!" Little did I know, this would turn into an extreme test of Ubike— Three stations around the company formed a perfect triangle. The first station: completely empty, not a single bike. The second station: still deserted, and I started to break into a cold sweat. The third station: finally spotted two bikes! But... one had its seat flipped (broken), and the other had fresh bird droppings on the handlebars... 💩 "Is heaven really forcing me to walk home?!" Just as I was about to give up all hope and start walking, salvation appeared! A student stylishly rode a bike in, parked it, and left. I instantly burst into a 100-meter sprint, quickly pulled out my cute EasyCard, and tapped it— "Card error, please tap again." ...No way?! That student left without tapping their card AT ALL! Today's realization: When you try to slack off from walking, fate will forcibly open a training camp for you with "bird poop, broken bikes, and un-tapped cards." Social death index: 85% (Ran towards the station at a 100-meter sprint speed, only to be dumbfounded in front of the reader) What do you do with the previous person who returned a bike without tapping? You just turn around and walk towards your next fate 😭