Unexpected Result~ SOS Post

Urgent! Waiting online! My wife suddenly served dinner with a 'pleasant expression,' what should this old man be careful about?! By sprinting on my own two feet, I arrived home faster than waiting for the bus. I had made thorough preparations, expecting to face the 'fiery' double judgment and bombardment from the two empresses the moment I entered the door... But the result! My wife is unexpectedly quiet?! Not only did she not get angry, but she greeted me with a benevolent (?) smile and kindly served me a hot dinner... I'm now trembling all over and can only use the excuse of 'needing to pee' to hide in the bathroom and post this for help! This 'when things are abnormal, there must be a demon' atmosphere is ten times scarier than being yelled at directly ahhhh! * Today's realization: My wife's yelling is normal, my wife's smile is an alarm! * Survival Index: 5% (Currently hiding in the bathroom, trembling, too scared to face that bowl of rice) * Online SOS: To all my fellow married comrades! What should be the first thing I say when I come out of the bathroom to survive?! Urgent, waiting online! 🆘😱🍲🚽