Complaining + Need Advice, Thanks ❤️

It's my birthday today, but I don't have family or friends, and I don't like sweets. I thought, 'Maybe I should just have a fancy meal!' But then, starting from 1 AM, I was looking for all sorts of birthday deals (?). Either you need to have someone with you, or you need to book in advance for a discount. Or the portions are just too big for me to finish. Or there's a sudden offer that pops up only on the day itself: 'Birthday person discount blah blah blah,' but the place closes at 9:30 PM, or you need to book ahead. From the business's perspective, I understand it's reasonable, otherwise, how would they make money? But I still want to complain a little? (I think that's okay, right? 🤔) It seems like this happens every year. I don't have any specific restaurant in mind. In the end, I either end up riding my scooter around or just wandering the streets. And at the very end, I walk into McDonald's 😂 So! Today at McDonald's, should I get the McSpicy Chicken Filet-O or the Grilled Chicken Deluxe? 🤔 (I don't eat beef or spicy food at McDonald's) Is the Grilled Chicken Deluxe similar to the old Teriyaki Chicken Burger? (If it is! I'm going to eat two of them!)