Episode 888: Kingdom of the Overcooked (7)

The three braised eggs in the pot suddenly jumped up, lined up, and started singing. The lyrics were: "Too long, too long, life is just an egg braised too long." Xiao Kui diligently wrote it down. "Then what will I exchange it for?" Chen Jiande asked. The fairy looked at him and suddenly stopped smiling. "With the truth you're about to tell." Chapter 4: Car 7: The Fairy Court, Defendant: Dad Car 7 was the business class. This made Chen Jiande very happy—until he discovered that behind the three velour seats sat three fairy judges. They were very small, perched on the tray tables behind the seats where passengers would place their tea cups, each wearing a pair of oversized reading glasses. The one in the middle tapped a gavel, which was a disposable wooden chopstick. "Court is in session," she said. "Defendant, Chen Jiande." The air in the entire car turned blue. "Charge: For the sake of saving NT$40, you incited your minor children to misrepresent their height when purchasing tickets." (To be continued)