Joke---The Art of Robbery

A robber bursts into a bank with a gun, shouting, "Nobody move! The money belongs to the state, and your lives belong to yourselves!" Everyone obediently lies down on the floor. This is called conceptual transformation, changing fixed thinking. At this moment, a beautiful bank teller, too scared, was in a somewhat indecent posture. The robber looked at her and snapped, "Please be more decent! This is a robbery, not a rape!" This is called professionalism, doing only what you specialize in. When the robber returned to base, his less educated subordinate said, "Boss, let's count how much money we stole today!" The highly educated boss irritably replied, "Are you stupid? How long would it take to count all that money? You'll know when you watch the news tonight!" This is called efficient management. The next day, the news reported, "The city bank was robbed at gunpoint yesterday, with a total of 100 million yuan stolen." The robber boss was shocked. By his calculation, it was only 20 million yuan! He finally realized: "The bank president is even more ruthless than us. He took this opportunity to count all the previous bad debts and deficits onto us!"