The Cruel Truth of Ghost Photos: Angles Are Scarier Than Ghosts

Ah Wei excitedly ran to his Taoist friend, who could see spirits, holding the freshly developed Polaroid photos. "Master! I went ghost hunting yesterday, look at this picture. Is there a woman ghost with blood pouring from her seven orifices behind me?" The Taoist took the photo, stared at it with a grave expression for a long time, then gasped and said to him earnestly: "Ah Wei... this isn't an ordinary ghost, this is an extremely malevolent soul-snatching spirit!" Ah Wei's face turned pale with fear, and his legs went weak. "W-what should I do? Will I be cursed?" The Taoist patted his shoulder and sighed, "You won't be cursed, but her resentment is sky-high right now, and she's staring intently at you..." Ah Wei cried out in despair, "Is she mad because I disturbed her peace?" The Taoist shook his head and pointed to the corner of the photo: "No, she's mad because you made her look so fat, and you didn't even edit it or get the right angle!" Ah Wei froze. "...Huh?" The Taoist quietly added the finishing blow, "She said she was an internet celebrity in life, and this photo absolutely cannot get out, or she'd rather die again."