A Little Fun

Old Wang married a wife who was a 5th dan black belt in Taekwondo. One day, his wife asked him, "Honey, do you think I'm pretty?" Old Wang replied, "Pretty! Pretty!" Satisfied, his wife went back to cleaning. Ten minutes later, she asked him again, "When you said I was pretty, were you just saying that to avoid hurting my feelings?" Old Wang, trembling a bit, said, "No, I was afraid you'd hurt me!"