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ネタ投稿を800回目指します。 ネタ投稿者の ネタ投稿者による ネタ投稿者の為の掲示板です。 ユーモアを効かせた投稿をするとグッド。 AI返信は友達。イジるのは推奨だが悪口はダメ。 とりあえず800回を目指すぜ。

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Playo Karuta "Chi"

That's not it! For some reason, I was blocked. I don't understand.

2026.09.17 PM 1:57 · View Count 5

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Momotaro Book Report ②

I was cherished and raised by the grandparents who found me. This is despite the protagonist being an异-like being to humans, similar to an oni. Originally, the protagonist was something separate from humans, and in a worst-case scenario, could have ended up hostile towards them. However, the protagonist was different. They even took actions that benefited humans. What we can understand from this is, as mentioned at the beginning of the text, that even if you encounter beings difficult to understand, if you treat them friendly, it can ultimately lead to great benefits. This is truly like the saying, 'Kindness is not just for others.' While this isn't a case of it coming back to you eventually, but rather the protagonist directly repaying a kindness, it's generally in that vein. I believe the oni that appeared in this story wouldn't have been defeated if they had built a relationship with humans as friendly subjects rather than as targets for plunder. This is the same in the real world. (Continued in ③)

2026.09.17 AM 8:30 · View Count 3

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Apparently, kids these days don't know Doraemon.

A while back, I ran a poll on this board asking where people would go if they had a time machine. However, a time machine should only be able to go to the past in the first place (meaning you can only possess your past self), and it seems like few people understand that. (Some people even answered 'the present'.) This is about volume 13 of the Tentoumushi Comics. I'll leave the explanation of what the story is about to Pal. Reference https://link.playio.co/2t5ssu

2026.09.16 PM 5:45 · View Count 3

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Playo Karuta 'Ta'

Just posting a single character gets you gems Isn't that a bit unfair?

2026.09.16 AM 10:25 · View Count 0

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Momotaro Book Report ①

The most important part of this story is that even if a being is different, if you show it kindness, it will repay that kindness. For those who don't know the story, here's a summary: ① An old couple finds a giant peach in the river and takes it home. ② A human child emerges from the peach, and the couple raises him. ③ Because ogres have been causing trouble in the village, the grown peach-child goes to defeat the evil ogres. ④ They make the ogres repent, and they all live happily ever after. As you can tell, this is a fantasy story. Humans are born from plants, ogres, who are clearly non-human beings, appear, and within the story, there are also animals that speak human language and foods that can draw out dramatic power just by eating them. However, despite the many strange occurrences compared to the real world in this work, the ogres are depicted as monstrous beings that humans find difficult to accept. But, in contrast to the protagonist, who was born from a peach, sharing a similar situation with the ogres, (To be continued in ②)

2026.09.16 AM 12:11 · View Count 8

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Playo Karuta 'So'

Slowly, slowly, peeking intently, someone...

2026.09.15 PM 4:20 · View Count 8

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都会のドンキに行った話

やはり、インバウンドで外国人観光客が多いからか、お土産コーナーが大きい。お菓子コーナーとキャラクターグッズあたりが非常に豊富で、特にキットカットの販売が充実してた。ネスレの本社はスイスなのに。 面白かったのは名札コーナーで、『外国人によくある名前を漢字表記にしたらこうなる』みたいな物がまとめられていた。買っちゃうだろうなあ。私なら友人用のだけ買う。 でもそんな中、驚いたのがスーツケース売り場が異様に広いこと! 何十種類もの大量のスーツケースが沢山置かれていた。カビゴンのスーツケースとか、お土産的な意味でも欲しいよな。 さては、スーツケースに入れて、もっと買ってもらって帰ってもらおうとしてるな? まあ、ドンキは安いからついつい買っちゃうよな? 私も別の店で賞味期限までが、あと1日のドライフルーツが10円で売られていて、50個ぐらい買ったことあるな。 ーーーーーーーーーーーーーーーーーーーーーーーーーー やべ、今回ネタ無いじゃん。掲示板の名に反しちゃう! 今から何かしらネタを入れないと! えーっと、絶対に当たるであろう予言をしてやる! 今回の返信はフクモンだろ! (意訳)仕事してね♡

2026.09.15 AM 10:00 · View Count 7

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Playo Karuta 'Se'

Using the generation function to showcase the art

2026.09.14 PM 3:33 (Modified) · View Count 14

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Favorite day of the week?

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曜日に好き嫌いとか無い。
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Sunday? Never heard of it.

2026.09.14 AM 11:55 · View Count 13

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Summer's ending, so I'll tell a ghost story while I still can.

This is a story that is scheduled to happen to me about 5 years from now. I won the lottery, so I decided to move into a nice big house in the countryside and enjoy a slow life, but that was when I first started living there. My mansion was a 6LDK house, but it was surprisingly cheap for a mansion, and it was a wonderful place where neighbors would occasionally drop by with flowers for some reason. On top of that, I ended up sharing the house with the best previous residents, Zombie Mr. Y (pseudonym) and Zashiki-Warashi Ms. F (pseudonym). After living with them, there was one strange thing. Despite the house being a wooden house built over 100 years ago, the toilet was always sparkling clean. Cleaning the toilet was my responsibility, but even when I tried to clean it once a week, it was always spotless for some reason. Feeling scared, I looked around and heard a noise from the floor. When I removed the floorboard, I found a person living there. This is where it gets scary: I bravely asked him if he had been cleaning the toilet. But he replied, 'No, I haven't!'

2026.09.13 PM 10:30 · View Count 17

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