Golden Bomber - Kill Your Ex!

When I first heard the song title, I thought, 'No way this song exists, they must have made it up?' Then I searched and found out it's real lol. Since I understand a bit of Japanese, I was laughing the whole time I listened to it for the first time lol. The lyrics are also a bit funny lol. It's a lively, upbeat, and somewhat crazy song. Lyrics Translation: I wanna kill your ex-boyfriend 'Cause he made you dirty Such a cute treasure I won't let anyone touch you From the moment we met I was deeply attracted to you Whenever I fall asleep, I dream of you What happened before we met Let's forget it Stop talking about the past Why is it? The more I get to know you The more I hate that guy I wanna kill your ex-boyfriend 'Cause he made you dirty Such a cute treasure I won't let anyone touch you I want to know But I don't want to hear you say it Even now, my heart feels like it's breaking It hurts. You don't have to say it I'm already caught in the whirlpool of jealousy (shxt!) towards that guy You can kill my ex-girlfriend too If you feel uneasy My heart won't go anywhere else I'll never leave you Fuxk! Fuxk! Kill your ex-boyfriend! I wanna kill your ex-boyfriend If I could stop his breathing From now on, we'll be together I'll never leave you Ah~ Just like this I'll be with you forever Let's lick and love each other Even if the bitter taste can no longer be removed I'll never leave you I won't separate from you